57 GAZILLION LUNG-TONGUE VARIETIES

                              for Bob Carroll

 

 

Hey, US!

Get up!

Stand up!

Pay up

The Bill of Writes!

 

Hey, Poets!

Time to fill up

Swirling Void Hole

At empty center

Of National Consciousness Doughnut!

 

Our Whole's got a hole in it!

From which the Soul of the Nation is leaking -- 

 

Hey, US!

It's time to Re-soul!

 

Poets of the World, re-write!

Rewrite History as

     57 Gazillion

          Lung-Tongue

               Varieties

 

Crack the dazed,

     The bored

          The goofed-off with

 

The Dazzling,

     The boring as in "Laser-zapping,"

Collaborative, co-conspiritorial

Chchch turn the beat around

And stick to it, Love Magnet!

 

I will now read you your 1st Amendment Writes, to wit:

 

          "This imminently transferrable,

          Readily assumable Poetic License

          Is yours immediately free-for-all,

          But --

          You gotta speak it up to keep it up!

          You have the right to noisy!"

 

(Uh, I don't uh really unnerstand. What is it, exactly?)

 

          "Tag, you are it!"

 

Japan's annual Tree Poem celebration of

Everybody writes Tree Poems.

Tree Poem seeds, planted in brains,

Are nurtured through arborious fertilizing rituals.

Citizens read "Trees in Poems' Breeze,"

Chchch returning leaves to trees they sprang from.

 

In US,

We sing rock'n'opera in the shower.

Who's all wet?

 

This just in: News Bullet-in,

Name of country chchchchanges

To United States of Poetry!

Creates CD Rom instaccess to Who We Are!

Physicallizes First Amendment Rites!

Guarantees Po-for-All! 57 Gazillion Varieties

Of newly-free voices raised as one

From top shelves of Dust Museums!

 

Poets of the US, Rewrite!

You have nothing to lose but your place in line

At the Unified Lifetime Checkout Counter

Located inside the end zone of the CIA/FBI Zombie Mall --

Which do you pick? Quick!

Pick your brains!

 

And when the poetry reading is over

We sit round the campfire, Australopithecus's Television,

And have an Open Mic,

Where we open up Mike and she says,

Not in the shower but to showering stars,

 

          Molecules free

          To be you and me

 

And when we run out of poems

The conclusive Emily XYZ

Borrows a twenty-dollar bill and reads it,

Turning and turning the bill in the widening gyre,

Decoding the glyphs of the new single:

 

          Twenty=single (1993)

          E Pluribus Unum=definition of a Po-um

          Legal tender=ain't that oxymoronish?

   

And then kiss that bill godbye,

Send off to revitalize the economy,

A salmon arush to spawn

Poetry now informing the entire Economy!

 

 

 

 

The bill folds in on itself

Like the back page of Mad magazine

Revealing whole new poem ("New Hole Poem"?),

Can never be

Bought or sold,

Thingless Thing,

Hole poem, as in Poker,

Should not mean

But be

 

So don't be depressed about the state of the world.

Instead be absolutely mournfully depressed! Go ahead,

Be despondent even

Be sad. Being sad is accurate

View of the well of the world

From behind the webbed veil

Of your veiny eyelids.

Gut-wrenching sadness,

Never-to-return-to-any-other-emotion

Sad for insoluble problems be sad

As AIDS cure vomits out of poem, right

As hideous universal inequities are solved by a song, sure

 

Let's all get out of the shower

And sing harmonies and hold hands

 

Maybe we should put our clothes on first?

Maybe we should strip our skins off first!

 

You shake lion roars:

Grace Utopia Vision Governs Action,

Causes Restructuring

Of Table of Elements, now called Elements of Table 

 

As we all sit down

But who are we? we laugh

Ho ho ha, we are the New Poets, laughing at ourselves

The very same heroes we've been searching for

We are found in our own backyards,

Right where Dorothy said we'd be

In our own blank, passive potato-faces,

The perfect slate on which to scratch this poem 

 

Pierre Revery Interruptus

This just in:

Newsflash Ballot-in

Census Department has decreed

Detailed census of each individual must needs be undertaken

Whitman's huge, he contains multitudes?

Let's count'em!

Millions of tiny voices freed

Quickly losing track of exact number

Starting over while meanwhile

On to next simile synthesis, here tis:

 

          The only contradiction is,

          There are no contradictions!

 

As the emergency emerges

Sweet song of poetry

Demands to be heard

Petals on a wet black bough

Singing 57

     Gazillion

          Lung-Tongue

               Varieties

                    America,

 

A single bird 

 

 

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A CONUNDRUM FOR THE MILLENNIUM, or

  CHANGES IN A CLASS'S ECONOMIC FUNCTION

  EVENTUALLY TRANSFORM ITS VALUES AND BEHAVIOR

              for Bill Stephney

 

 

Risky nonbusiness businessify the no mon', Hon

Attitude? We got it, and poems on the half-shell wholesale

Coulda been a drawer locked with a tiny silver key with a

     purp velv rib attached

 

 

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A POEM FOR NEAL CASSADY, CALLED SIMPLY,

 

 

Neal Cassady,
Thinking He Is Hanging From His Fingertips Over the Great Abyss,
Is In Fact Slipping Slowly Into the Smokestack of a Giant Steam Locomotive

  

I no fear

What am I doing here

Jest a glance in the chance dance

Of the mirrored rearword

Fresh burnt freak free to see

Jaybirds runnin naked outta the burbs

Shoutin how's life's a blurb for itself!

Verb don't be, man, 's'a cat

Catapult o' nine tales

Flailin sails on the rat re-rated nation eviscerated

Nickel n dime free view preview

Meet my Dad's Shinycheese, my Mom's Arabars

My grandparents came from Venus MalloMars

My brothers and sisters alive inside my blisters

And I keep track of the stars, that's my job

To keep track of the dovetails,

      the exhausted pipes,

            and the stars

 

Don't eat meat, don't swallow greens

All's I eat is air'n'hair'n'beans

Keep myself rolling steam in a dreamroller

Steamroller rolling a dream flat'n

Wilco the echo, Fernononononono

Good season two good reason to believe'n

Look to your left to see right through

This skinna mine sure wants skin offa you

 

Did the impolite o'liticalical imp slip the spine slime?

Fracture jaw gewgaw dunky can o' hide?

See it breathe it leave it sneeze it freeze it

60 miles a second to get laid in LA

Juice caboose laying life tracks for home

Come livvylivvylive at springtime's bone

 

Wake me when I'm dead

 

Shoulda fucked my own mind instead

Why bother why not

Why bother why not

Why bother why not

 

 

Just a prairie dog and a full dictionary

Discretely dishing the head vitamins vision

Type hype for a finish sans blemish

Or leave the spittle in the middle - open your openings

The man in the moon I prune

The enjine whines and the tall pines pine

For all's I love's a dove above

'n a particular fuse o'you

Ivy grows over me own tomb's tone

Firmly entrenched

Right here on this bench

I'm Quetzalcoatl, I'm Welch, lynched

Shook a tale farther, Quetzaltototl

I'm not, I'm a knot o' snot

And I'm fallin, I'm fallin

I'm fallin fallin fallin

What's next on the way

On the way?

Andale!

We're on delay?

We're on hold

I ain't on hold

I'll hold the cold

I'll tell the told, freak the fold, bend the bold

But I'll be rolled if I'll hold on hold

 

No second thoughts thanks

The first one's overdone

With a wait a second! second

As another one's begun

 

It's just your mind's startin to dovetail

And the exhasted pipe's on the third rail

Sloogging through the swampy swampy night

Frozen on a cruisin loosin sight

Goin blind in a minute for a dollar bill pill

Down on the ground poundin reality till

The whole picture frameup slaps the fine on fine

I'm having a nice day thank you suiciding the line

Up the damn down into the sound of the sound

Where death lights the match to catch a snatch o'

What the blurred word inferred implied

On the high time tide

Instant reincarnation - tongue to ear resuscitation

The rattlin battlin of mouth ear, Mouthear

Come near come near come near

Come here come here come here

Come hear my fear

 

 

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AMAZING GRACE VERSES FOR ED SANDERS

 

 

As dawn blows up this endless night

And breath carves out a kiss

A moment still, upon the hill

A song of sweet clear bliss

 

The car won't start.  It's ten below.

Exhausted pipe won't play.

The frost upon the bumperguard

Gives vent to curse, to pray

 

When I was young, the days were long

Now they move choppy quick

I've got so many things to do

Death please play your trick

 

Beyond the wall I let a sneeze

Desert my sinus clear

I lost my life's remote control

But not my handkerchief

 

I toss the lure into the stream

And watch the fishies cruise

But biting's not to be their thing

They draw stars to see who'll lose

 

Now Zappa's gone, how deep the night

His music plucked me through

Hum a few bars, explode a few cigars

Play softly the Grand Wazoo

 

 

The Zap of Love I still recall

It's what makes me to burn

And so I send this zap to you

To find sweet love's Return

 

 

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AND THE GODS ONLY KNOW WHO ELSE WILL BUM-RUSH!

 

 

Blue silk dress and a beeper on

Can the can real the real tween tween us

Provoke lucky kickback tweak

 

 

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ASCENDING ELECTRICITY

 

 

Green flash circle eee it's HAPPY FACE?!

Hand-in-claw we together up the non-ladder:
Call it Beanstalk. A halo wind lifts

Up the muck of life, leaves everybody

Far behind. Brand-new brands on all

The shelves of chaos, shall we care?

Many opportunities blown, flapping memories

Blocking views of the past. Huh? Did we forget

Anything? No, everything. A green flash

At the edge of this photo, presaging

The crinkled hand around the Tower, the Fool,

The Blind World. As for our vantage, Olympus!

While below, our children stoke the dynamo.

 

 

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AW, FUCK BREATH!

 

 

Breathe and swell mighty

Lines that equate equator

Truncate the spasm, swallow

The finger figures' seals view later

Whereas wit were welcomed merrily

Narrowly harrowing experience, to retrench

The Seat Cover of Immortality and yet

The poem becomes the fervid mensch

 

Go where you wanna do see be

For example, pick a card -- no

Example but the thang, no sign

But the symbol for the sign below

 

Where your handkerchief blotter mocks

The sneeze -- little dabs of goo

Are these meaning?  Lift your horizon

And paint new trunks on the body's brew

 

Art lies in the questions it poses

Please pass me the cigar ash

Used to be my body

Now it's my poem

You can't read

 

 

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BEAUTY AND QUOTAS

 

 

Somewhere, somehow, sometime

Probably oh right about now

Someone somewho somewha is writing down

Something in English about either slime

Or here is my heart, take eat

 

Is this what poetry is about Barbeque?

You go to college, you write slime poem?

I wonder this Night of Knights

Whether the boldest blue sky can quilt your warmth

Sling a sling around the broken fragment knob

Erstwhile nozzle, wherein speak the spoke

Real spokey ones, limp around the tattered garbosack

Trade bandaids? Marvelous idea

 

Somehow sometime somewhere

A tenacious city

Burps dawn

 

 

Falling deeper into the shitpile

Life picks up

It's ok

Again

Poetry pitchers line the shoals

Hit the target with a new target

Floundering? Try helping out out

Blisters make a nice gift

Fructose is a sugar, too, Hun

Nice New Data: Amigo Dating Batgirl

Desire as quaalude to a john

The garbage pails of plenty

Release the deep song

 

Agitating for Existence

Watching residuals, that's fair

All day matinee?

Pierced clocks grind my only dream

A can factory in New Jersey

 

 

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BLOWNIT

 

 

Now you've gone and blownit

On top of everything else

The hammer, the pudding,

The ffffff phone call

Now you've really done it

You've gone and blownit

And this is just to say

Thank you  Thank you

Very much

 

 

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CROW'S BIG AS A BOG

 

 

Deer larks like a log

Who cuts the grass in the forest

Who built the lodge I found the remains

Many moons ago, I did

I ripped the phone out of the plane tree

It was loud and insistent but could not

Awake the owl

Who sleeps beside me sometimes

 

 

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ENCASED IN A DREAM OF AN OPEN BOOK

 

 

Rigor, took such rigorous

Think and plot and smell of fresh

Paint thick imapasto -- is that my crust

Of eye dissolving into my very death?

No matter -- the tiny boat shall carry
My body (or is that the dream of it?)

Out the grave -- continue reading book --